A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks,
“Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,
I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,
“What did he say about your forty-five year old as@?”
She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
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Jessy and David’s home situation was very normal, until Jessy gave birth to a beautiful daughter. Ever since that moment, their family dog Benji shook things up…
An elderly couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided…